Hey Newgrounds,

It's been a while. Do I make flash still? Probably not. Do I animate still? Yes! I am currently enrolled in a prestigious classical animation program and will be finished in 3 years. I may produce some flash along the way but not this year while I develop the required skills.

What am I doing? I plan on posting art, animation clips, comics and other fun creative stuff that I complete on my journey to my website. I have a domain but was dropped from my previous host and can't afford hosting. Is there anyone out there in this [internet] world who can offer me some free hosting on their server? I will advertise your site and give thanks regularly. I want to try and kick off a comic series idea me and my animation buddy have.

For more information please PM me.

I'll continue to visit this fabulous website and we will meet again.
Merry Christmas!

- Squaredancing Joey Joey Jammy Pants (KwikToon)

I need a last minute voice actor to play the roll of a narrator. I have an assignment due very soon and I could use a narrator ASAP. You can be creative but nothing goofy. I was thinking of a elderly British man (think Gandolf) or something Morgan Freeman/ James Earl Jones-esque. It's for a fake movie trailer. I'm not going to be picky but I would prefer someone who has done voices for Flash before and actually sounds good.

I would do it myself but my voice is just simply not designed to narrate.
Comment or PM me for more information about the script and with a link to some samples of previous work. I don't care if you can mimick Egoraptor or talk like Mario, I just want to know if you can narrate.

The roll is very short, the trailer is not going to be very long because it is, in fact, a trailer. If you have a spare hour or less I would really appreciate the help.
EDIT: That's enough requests, thank you to everyone who offered to help me out!

I liked this one and this one.

Happy Halloween, Newgrounds!

I'm looking forward to seeing your halloween-themed cartoons tonight!

I've been out of the Flash biz for quite some time now, maybe almost a year. It's been hard lately because the real life has gotten more complicated. I love making movies and cartoons so I really want to get with it again. Making Flash movies is like riding a bike... if you fall off the bike, it takes you a year to get back on.... This is the part where you encourage me to get crackin'.
I still love Newgrounds and I haven't forgotten about this place.
In the mean time, here's a picture of me water skiing in a pirate costume:

Here's part of a funny conversation I had on MSN today:

Mike Myers says:
"I gotta go talk in a microphone for a living, brb"

Well, New Years was alright. I didn't have any friends over like I usually do, probably because I don't really have any friends. My sister had some coworkers over and they got drunk and played Cranium. It was actually pretty lame, I played with them and they thought they were having fun but they really weren't (In my opinion). They were really, really, ear-piercingly loud. Everyone of them had a Cell Phone at the table (I don't believe in cell phones) and they were chronically text-messaging and calling people. After the ball dropped they went in the living room and drunk dialed people on their phones. Then the puked and their moms picked them up. I really don't see the point in drinking alcohol. It tastes gross and all it does is make you sick, harm your brain and make you stupid. The funny thing is, although I was the only one who wasn't drinking, or doesnt drink at all for that matter, I won against all of them at Jello Shooters. They were all sour faced and I heard comments such as "EW THIS IS DISCUSTING!" "Man! This is strong!" "Ew fuck this!". I had about 3 and a half of them (because a girl didn't want hers and gave half of it to me) and they didn't even taste strong according to my mouth. Those alcoholics need to find a hobby.

I didn't buy Call of Duty 4 because, even though they advertised it in the flyer, they didn't have it. I checked every store that sells video games. I called Futureshop today, about a week later, and they said they had 12 copies so I'm going to go pick one up in about an hour. Give me a shout if you have that game, maybe we can play.

Cyclops Lincoln episode 3 isn't going so well. I lost interest in what I started. I find it difficult to carry on a story about a character that doesn't talk and I feel it's too late to add a voice to him. I've decided that I'm going to put CL aside for a while and move on to some other original things to keep in the grove. You'll definitely see Cyclops Lincoln again, he's existed for 3 years now, so he's not going to die now.

Today, I downl-BOUGHT a copy of Flogging Molly's new album, Float. It's great. I love the new sound that they generated with this album. A couple weeks ago, my friend, teacher and I performed their hit "Drunken Lullabies" at the school's Christmas Assembly and it went over splendidly! I played an electric mandolin which sounded FANTASTIC plugged in to the speakers and effects. Everyone seemed to love it. There's a video of the performance but I have to get it from the camera when school starts again. I'll post that eventually.

Anyway, I hope you guys had a swell New Years and we'll talk later,

Seacrest out,

BY THE WAY TOM:

So today was the big Boxing Day sale, and Futureshop was the place to be (And in fact, will be for the rest of the week). I got 2 sticks of 1GB Ram for $80 (That's CAN, but it's the same in USD now), and a 512mo/MB Nvidia GeForce 8500 GT Graphics Card. So Now I have 3GB of ram and brand spankin' new graphics card and I am about to go purchase Call of Duty 4 for PC. So if any of you have that game, tell me your gametag and we should hook up.

As I said in my previous news post and you may have read Tom's post, I was won of the recipients of the Wacom Intuos3 Graphics Tablet and I am pretty pumped and anxious to receive it in the mail. My mom and dad have their doubts but they're not familiar with Newgrounds and they'll be pretty shocked to see that NG is a legit company.

If you are current using or have used a Wacom before and have any tips, tricks or things I should know, please say because I would like to be nice and prepared for it's arrival.

I hope everyone has had a merry Christmas and a happy holiday and I'll keep you guys updated later tonight or around new years about the new game and PC upgrades.

- Seacrest out.

First off, I would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Triumphant Tet, Krazy Kwanza... what ever your religious holiday may be, I hope it's splendid. For you atheists... Have fun eating your T.V. dinner and watching letterman.
Now, I didn't get my Christmas presents early like some of you have been posting about, that's not how my family rolls. But I did receive a very nice gift early, from good ol' Tom Fulp. He chose me (Amongst several others) to be one of the recipients of the Wacom Intuos3 Graphics Tablet for the tablet give-away competition! THANKS ALOT TOM. This is a great gift and I really appreciate you acknowledging me and my work and rewarding me with something that will help me pursue my passion.

In other news, Cyclops Lincoln episode 3 is still under development and unfortunately will not be released by Christmas! But wait! Where's episode 2? Well, I abandoned it months ago and started fresh with a new plot and a new character design for Cyclops Lincoln. So be sure to CHECK THAT OUT!
I am aiming to complete CL3 by New Years though and it should be a GOOD ONE! Sorry to my thousands and thousands of fans for the wait.

Thanks to everyone who has supported me and to Tom Fulp,
Congratulations to all the winners of the contest!
Happy Holidays and a happy New Year!

- Seacrest out.

Here's a screenshot to hold you by