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The Nutcracker The Nutcracker

Rated 4 / 5 stars

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The graphics were great the music was great. It was a well made game. EXCEPT, it was extremely boring. I couldn't make it past the 1st level because I got so bored of it being so long and repetitive.


Glaiel-Gamer responds:

First level's only like 2 minutes long


1812 Overature 1812 Overature

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Haha

It's funny because it's historically correct.



Gorillaz Jukebox Gorillaz Jukebox

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Whistle worthy

This is worthy to have the whistle blown on it, but somebody failed to do so.

Stolen artwork. You did not make those so stop lying please.
And thats basically it. Poorly cropped stolen artwork from Google Image Search pasted on with some crappy hippidy-hop music.

This website is for movies and games, not displaying stolen music downloaded from Limewire.



Douchemonkey Astronaut Douchemonkey Astronaut

Rated 5 / 5 stars

yummy

that stimulated my hatred for gay monkeys named wonchop.


Cycon responds:

Wonchop who? There's only Pwnchop!! I know nothing of any other rip-off monkies that are as epic as Pwnchop. Seriously.


Starship Chopper Starship Chopper

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Starship Chopper

Now, fair Hippolyta, our nuptial hour
Draws on apace; four happy days bring in
Another moon: but, O, methinks, how slow
This old moon wanes! she lingers my desires,
Like to a step-dame or a dowager
Long withering out a young man revenue.

Four days will quickly steep themselves in night;
Four nights will quickly dream away the time;
And then the moon, like to a silver bow
New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night
Of our solemnities.

Go, Philostrate,
Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments;
Awake the pert and nimble spirit of mirth;
Turn melancholy forth to funerals;
The pale companion is not for our pomp.

Hippolyta, I woo'd thee with my sword,
And won thy love, doing thee injuries;
But I will wed thee in another key,
With pomp, with triumph and with revelling.

Full of vexation come I, with complaint
Against my child, my daughter Hermia.
Stand forth, Demetrius. My noble lord,
This man hath my consent to marry her.
Stand forth, Lysander: and my gracious duke,
This man hath bewitch'd the bosom of my child;
Thou, thou, Lysander, thou hast given her rhymes,
And interchanged love-tokens with my child:
Thou hast by moonlight at her window sung,
With feigning voice verses of feigning love,
And stolen the impression of her fantasy
With bracelets of thy hair, rings, gawds, conceits,
Knacks, trifles, nosegays, sweetmeats, messengers
Of strong prevailment in unharden'd youth:
With cunning hast thou filch'd my daughter's heart,
Turn'd her obedience, which is due to me,
To stubborn harshness: and, my gracious duke,
Be it so she; will not here before your grace
Consent to marry with Demetrius,
I beg the ancient privilege of Athens,
As she is mine, I may dispose of her:
Which shall be either to this gentleman
Or to her death, according to our law
Immediately provided in that case.

What say you, Hermia? be advised fair maid:
To you your father should be as a god;
One that composed your beauties, yea, and one
To whom you are but as a form in wax
By him imprinted and within his power
To leave the figure or disfigure it.
Demetrius is a worthy gentleman.

I do entreat your grace to pardon me.
I know not by what power I am made bold,
Nor how it may concern my modesty,
In such a presence here to plead my thoughts;
But I beseech your grace that I may know
The worst that may befall me in this case,
If I refuse to wed Demetrius.

Either to die the death or to abjure
For ever the society of men.
Therefore, fair Hermia, question your desires;
Know of your youth, examine well your blood,
Whether, if you yield not to your father's choice,
You can endure the livery of a nun,
For aye to be in shady cloister mew'd,
To live a barren sister all your life,
Chanting faint hymns to the cold fruitless moon.
Thrice-blessed they that master so their blood,
To undergo such maiden pilgrimage;
But earthlier happy is the rose distill'd,
Than that which withering on the virgin thorn
Grows, lives and dies in single blessedness.

So will I grow, so live, so die, my lord,
Ere I will my virgin patent up
Unto his lordship, whose unwished yoke
My soul consents not to give sovereignty.

Take time to pause; and, by the nest new moon--
The sealing-day betwixt my love and me,
For everlasting bond of fellowship--
Upon that day either prepare to die
For disobedience to your father's will,
Or else to wed Demetrius, as he would;
Or on Diana's altar to protest
For aye austerity and single life.

I am, my lord, as well derived as he,
As well possess'd; my love is more than his;
My fortunes every way as fairly rank'd,
If not with vantage, as Demetrius';
And, which is more than all these boasts can be,
I am beloved of beauteous Hermia:
Why should not I then prosecute my right?
Demetrius, I'll avouch it to his head,
Made love to Nedar's daughter, Helena,
And won her soul; and she, sweet lady, dotes,
Devoutly dotes, dotes in idolatry,
Upon this spotted and inconstant man.

I must confess that I have heard so much,
And with Demetrius thought to have spoke thereof;
But, being over-full of self-affairs,
My mind did lose it. But, Demetrius, come;
And come, Egeus; you shall go with me



Friday the 24th Friday the 24th

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

heh

The 24th isn't a Friday, lol.



Flyboy Flyboy

Rated 0 / 5 stars

WHAT ThE FUCK!

some lame ass movie that was... its just aplane crashing into the ground... you need to improve man.... like seriously.... that sucked ass


adamtwycross responds:

Uh, KwikToon? It's a game, not a movie. May I suggest you either:
a) use the Space Bar to fly the plane
or
b)lay off the tranquilisers for a bit.


Fatfish - Wormcatcher Fatfish - Wormcatcher

Rated 4 / 5 stars

um...

you kinda ripped off that game "Fishy" it like almost the same except fishy is btter. But you also did a good job soooo.... good job, just try think of your own ideas next time


Flash-Z responds:

thanks for the rating, but i NEVER played a game called "Fishy" and not even heared of it!

this game is kinda old, i just fixed the bugs and added new features before submitting. my game actually was created more than a year ago.


Tank War Tank War

Rated 4 / 5 stars

good job

that was really good, the animation was good, lots of options,great, keep up the good work



Escape the Circus! Escape the Circus!

Rated 3 / 5 stars

good

that was good, it still need some work, but it was good for a start. keep practicing and never give up.