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Now you won't have to feel guilty about having a colour advantage.
On the bright side, you don't have to hear Bieber anymore.
It'd be bad if someone felt inferior because they were challenged.
You ain't got nothing on Fredrick Brennan!
Got euthanized 'cause there already were too many at the shelter.
"It's time for a showdown! You and me! I'm right here!"
Jumping is a privilege, not a right.
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